obscure tribe of fun-loving californians who shout “eamus edere!” at restauarants and are fond of laughing. can sometimes be found in maui.
i wish those goveas would stop carrying on like that! i can’t hear my waiter.
ramrod, tube steak, trouser trout, pink steamer, c-ck, d-ck, meat. i sat on the texas jackin’ ledge with my majasha in hand p-n-s, w-ng, shlong, willie, johnson… that drunken indian tried to get his hands on my majasha.
awesome person that is totally cool majeed is so cool a great guy who’s really cute. he is very good at playing soccer, and he has an awesome sense of humor. sometimes he can be kind of strange around friends, but when he’s around the girl of his dreams, he’s really sweet. usually majeed’s dream […]
the sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room. i was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. i was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went […]
- Soup Waffle
a person who gets soup -ss from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his -ss looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers you better check your -ss cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle when someone […]
a b-tthole that looks like puckered lips when someone just ate sour candy. “that cat has a sourmouth.” a sulky person. i cannot bear with sourmouths.