Grammar Fail

the breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the english language. to grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. it can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.

grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:

● a simple misspelling of a word.

● the wrong context or wrong use of words.

● managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven’t been properly proofread, and may indicate why they’re stuck in their $24k a year job.

● people trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.


any combination of the above grammar failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. grammar brokeding is typically reserved for african americans that reside in the projects.

grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid -ssociating with on facebook, mysp-ce, or twitter.
the mets sucks

man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday

please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. thanks, management

did you see that grammar fail that our 1st -ssistant manager posted in the back crew room?

why yes, i too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. — wait, what?

person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus

person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind

person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do

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