Green Death


export ‘a’ green cigarettes. they’re the most hardcore kind, hence the green death.
“dude, you’re smoking green death. you’re gonna die really soon..”
rainier ale, a brew from washington.

it used to come in dark green cans. open on of those cans and the room smelled like death for a few moments. the beer inside the can definitely was an acquired taste. but it was delicious!
waldo always took a six pack of green death to byob parties. that way, he was -ssured of having all six cans.
original flavored nyquil. the green one.
oh man i’m about to p-ss out,i just had a swig of the green death.
the hangover after drinking the beer “rolling rock.” usually when consumed in insanely large amounts.
bro 1: dude my hangover is so bad
bro 2: you got the green death my friend
canadian kfc coleslaw.

it comes in a uniform green colour that you will never find in nature. even the unknown ‘fluid’ at the bottom of the container is the same green colour.

tastes d-mn good, though.
gimme a 2 piece meal with the green death.
a mixed drink, composed of a 1:1 mix of jagermeister and 190 proof everclear.
a typical “single” of green death would be 1 1/2 oz of jagermeister and 1 1/2 oz of everclear, for a stiffer jager experience.

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