greenistically challenged



a disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.
spectator 1: dude, look at that lady over there.

spectator 2: geez, she’s green all over! are her lips green too?!

spectator 1: she is so greenistically challenged.

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