a guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. google, yahoo, ask.com, etc…)
it is so called because as of 24.03.10, guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.
-did you try googling it?
-yeah man, but it’s a total guckenspechiel.
- Oompa Loompa Disorder
a fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and sp-ced out eyes that likes to talk sh-t about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. these individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby br–sts, and cow t-ts, if any at all. fat rolls are a common feature […]
1. b-tch (also see “sl-t magnet”) 2. one who has mousy like features but also attracts sl-ts in giant droves. 3. one who is and never can escape from being a b-tch…and is also mousy-like. 1. man…those sl-ts just wont leave that guyer alone. 2. where did all these sl-ts come from. oh…guyer’s here. 3. […]
- Gaffigan Aside
that thing jim gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. some of his best lines are: “he’s a d-ck to his own baby!” “what if orville redenbacher was in the audience?” the world could be more interesting is everyone did this! boss: would you be able […]
- gash on a lash
1) a mistress or a “bit on the side”. 2) someone willng to accept a booty call. boris: who’s that then scotsman? scotsman: she’s my gash on a lash. boris: that’s disguating scotsman.
when a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard. anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard. the weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard. there is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all […]