Guesty
a ridiculously enthusiastic personage. convinced that everything’s going to come up roses. incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, f-ck up. completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
“oh, well done, guesty, that’s worked a f-cking treat, hasn’t it”
“yeah, guesty, i’ll put my money on that next ime, you chump”
someone who is critically acclaimed by fellow cl-ssmates for being unequivocally individual for his/her actions.
a boy walked into cl-ss one morning wearing nothing but a pair of claret and blue y-fronts. the boy in the front row of the cl-ss exclaimed, “he’s a real guesty, that one!”
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