hamburgrip


the hamburgrip is when you place your fingertips on your t-st-cl-s and then roll the p-n-s in between them. you then turn your testes and p-n-s at a 90 degree angle forming a delicious meat sandwich resembling a hamburger.
she was hungry so i asked her if she wanted the hamburgrip.

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