hefty smurfing
when a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
yo check out eric he’s totally hefty smurfing that b-tch.
yeah she’s giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.
he’s so hefty smurfing that b-tch!
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coming from the swedish goaltender johann hedberg. of or referring to the condition of being a h-m-s-xual. man that hedberg loves the c-ck!
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- Heartarded
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