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girating ones hips so that thier p-n-s swings around in circles.
“i was doing helic-ckters when i got out of the shower”
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the act of swinging one’s p-n-s continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

helic-ckters have two main uses:

-the first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helic-ckter. if successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person’s s-xuality. it is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helic-ckter is not actually h-m-s-xual, but challenging their s-xuality for a few moments is necessary.

-the second use is to perform the helic-ckter as a means of transportation. if done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. this is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.
person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind person 2 and performing helic-ckter) hey! check out this awesome new tattoo i got below my belly b-tton!

person 2: cool, let me check that ou……aw come on man.

person 1: ….f-g.

persons 2, 3, 4: (to person 1) wow what a gay queer who willingly blows men.

person 1: now if you will all excuse me, i’m helic-cktering home today.
a man grabs onto a ceiling fan as the female stands below and gives him f-ll-t– until complete erection. the man then turns on the fan and begins to rotate, while erect, striking the female in the face upon each revolution.
“so how was your date?”
“pretty good. . . he gave me a helic-ckter.”
grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your p-n-s in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon
we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the sl-tty ones will stick around. helic-ckter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helic-ckter and sent him runnin.
when a guy gets out of the shower and swings his c-ck around like a helicopter. also seen in forgetting sarah marshall.
-boyfriend walks out of the shower-

-see’s his girlfriend-

boyfriend: i gotta surprise for you!

-begins to helic-ckter-
the act of swinging person a’s erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person b in the face.
little jonny stole two c-kies from the jar before dinner, honey. i had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. it’s the only way he listens.