Hero Ball


a style of basketball played by a person with average or mediocre talent who nonetheless believes he is the second coming of michael jordan. it involves lots of ball-hogging, mindless spinning and jumping, and taking a bunch of highly contested fadeaway jumpers that almost never go in.
oh great, looks like fat lenny has decided to play hero ball now that he’s in the game.

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