he’s a model
when someone (usually your man/your man who’s not actually your man) looks so good, they literally are a model.
a term for a guy whom is so attractive and good looking, they look like a model.
friend 1: “d-mn, who’s that?”
friend 2: “he my mans, he’s a model”
f1: “he’s a model??”
f2: “i mean, he’s actually not but you know what i mean”
f1: “okay, he’s a model”
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