Hipsterpotomous
a hipster with the weight capacity from 300 lbs. beyond. they still wear sweaters, scarves, and skinny jeans but they are usually in the xxxl and plus size range. hipsterpotomouses with poor or diabetic induced vision wear thick, rim gl-sses that are black or other colors and/or designs. they are usually rude and claim they know more than anyone. they listen to the shins, camera obscura, tegan and sara, or anything that so obscure you’ve probably never heard of and denounce anything that’s mainstream. be it as it may, they are very eloquent and speak with almost perfect diction. hipsterpotomous women, also known as fatty dechenelles, are known to be the most popular of the fat-chick universe followed behind fat goth chicks and twi-lards. hipsterpotomouses also have a better taste in cuisine than most other obese groups. for example: if a hipsterpotomous has his usual hard craving for a pastry, he will shovel down a terra misu instead of swallowing a whole box of little debby oatmeal pies.
zooey: hey, carrie, look at that fat-man with the tight pants eating that velvino hordverve jamming to arcade fire.
carrie: that’s no ordinary fat-man. that there be a hipsterpotomous.
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