hoemygod


when someone you know does something really sl-tty or hoe-worthy
ariel: so this guy i met yesterday morning at the coffee shop took me to his car after buying me a coffee and we hooked up in the back of his station wagon…then went to his apartment and had s-x 2 more times

lex: ….hoemygod…

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