honey do list
a list of ch-r-s -ssigned by one’s primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.
nah, dude. i can’t. i got a honey do list long enough to keep me home for the whole summer and into deer hunting season.
a lists of ch-r-s and/or errands given to a man by his wife or girlfriend
men rather do other things then tend to a honey do list.
a freaking waste of time. some broad got the brilliant idea once to get her husband to ruin his whole weekend by giving him a list of tasks to complete on his days off, or else he wouldn’t get s-x. now, it is the bane of the existence of real men from coast to coast.
no, dude, i can’t go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my sat-rday. i have a honey do list that’s a mile long. yeah, i know it sucks.
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