honorable discharge
when an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
“maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me f-ck me eyes. i didn’t take her home though, i just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge.”
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when the drill seargent -j-c-l-t-s in the -ss of a private in the marine bootcamp.
did you see the way the seargent was riding private hage? looked like an honorable discharge.
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