Hoodie Side Selfie


n. a picture taken of one’s self looking to the side with the hood of their hoodie in the upright position. known to symbolize being awesome or amazing at what you do or generally better than everyone.
paul: did you see wolfgang’s new profile pic?
clarence: yeah, a hoodie side selfie. he must be a bad-ss.

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