I like it on the

when followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on facebook by college girls. as men, we wonder why their statues say, “i like it on the/in the ______” (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sl-ts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. the truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. i wish the statuses were all s-xual advances, but i regret to say they aren’t.
college girl’s facebook status: “i like it on the desk!”

-when the girl is attractive, the status is often found “like(d)” by tons of desperate guys and girls who get the joke.

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