when followed by a noun (like floor, desk or counter), this expression is often posted on facebook by college girls. as men, we wonder why their statues say, “i like it on the/in the ______” (the blank can be filled with a random place), and ask ourselves if they are sl-ts, and more importantly, if we have a chance. the truth is, though, that girls choose the place, or noun, in the expression by where they last put their handbag. i wish the statuses were all s-xual advances, but i regret to say they aren’t.
college girl’s facebook status: “i like it on the desk!”
-when the girl is attractive, the status is often found “like(d)” by tons of desperate guys and girls who get the joke.
the ily-osaurus is a creature that can’t get enough of talking and posting statuses about their significant other. these people have the unique ability to take any conversation topic and magically change it to be about their boyfriend/girlfriend. they can talk about their partner for days with out food or water. these creatures can be […]
- i'm a shark!
the singing shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the hockey zombie. the meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, “i’m a shark! i’m a shark! suck my d-ck! i’m […]
- im bout to gun you
an expression meanin that u bout to gun a kid. the “im bout to” is usually high pitched n sh-t…sounds a lil funny..other variashuns….im bout to roast you..im bout to hike on you..and so on lamar: im bout to gun you mugg joe: son!, im bout to hike on you..wit yo bootleg sb dunks
a bowel movement that is so perfect and pristine that there’s nothing to wipe. i just took an immacucr-p and it was perfect because i didn’t need any toilet paper.
- imminent global apocalypse
used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it’s presented as criminal. it trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed. what imminent global apocalypse will happen if i fart in public? if i had 300 million dollars i’d pay someone $20 everytime i caught them farting in public. is […]