when one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an apple portable device (eg. iphone or ipad) to surf the web or play a game. also known as ipoo, icr-p etc.
jeff: hey joe, where did you go for the past hour?
joe: took an ibog to watch steve job’s keynote.
- iced bun
a term used to describe an overly cute person. ‘oh look, it’s joe mcelderry off x factor!’ ‘joe!!! you are an iced bun!’ -nuzzle into his face.- spreading your -j-c-l-t–n along faeces, either your own or someone else’s. i need a nice iced bun to cheer me up. are you up for icing my bun […]
- icy hot
a lubricant most often used for masturbation guy 1: “hey you want to come over and play magic cards?” guy 2: “no way, i have better things to do right now. like m-st-rb-t- with icy hot.” satan in a bottle thats about it guy 1: b-tch you got icy hot on ur b-lls ur f-ck-d […]
- i drink, therefore i am
a mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in! girl- “what are you up to tonight?” guy- “i’m drinking rum and redbull!” girl- “it’s tuesday?!?” guy- “i drink, therefore i am.”
- ifle tower
when you and your homeboy get a girl on her knees and youre f-ck-ng her while shes sucking his d-ck. then you high-five eachother, making what looks like the ifle tower. tony and mike love taking fan girls to see the ifle tower the act of two guys talking s-x to the same girl at […]
- ifreudian slip
when your iphone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions. a: i got your email, but what do you mean by “pet me now!”? b: what? oh, i was trying to write “let me know!” ifreudian slip. a: you mean to tell me you secretly want […]