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  to hit someone over the head, or anywhere, with a frying pan, knocking them out the first time her boyfriend hit her, she rapunzelled his -ss. he never beat her again. a girl in her early teens who has a long blonde braid, esp. when viewed as the object of heteros-xual pedophiliac desire. see also: […]

• rare as rocking horse shit

  to never exist. very rare. not easily obtainable that’s as rare as rocking horse sh-t.

• coxaflobin

  the act of p-ssing out of the window of a moving vehicle at high rates of speed. guy 1: “dude i’ve got to p-ss so bad, pull over!” guy 2: “no dude we’re going to be late, roll down the window a pull a c-xaflobin.” guy 1: “ok.”

• Redshirt boyfriend

  the fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. similar to a sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating. many times a soon-to-be ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate. etymology: a redshirt freshman is […]

• cookie check

  when your girlfriend or anyone sharing milk and cookies with you pushes your cookie-holding hand out of the way just as you are about to dunk your cookie into the milk in order to dunk their own cookie into milk. boyfriend: “b-tch, did you really just cookie check me?” girlfriend: “yeah b-tch, you been cookie […]

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