Implodding



1. the act of one’s phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a m-ss of text messages

2. not to be confused with “imploding” by grammar n-z-‘s intent on shaming you mercilessly.
i can’t make the party, my phone is implodding.

my pants are in the process of implodding.

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