1. the act of one’s phone nearing the point of destruction when bombarded by a m-ss of text messages
2. not to be confused with “imploding” by grammar n-z-‘s intent on shaming you mercilessly.
i can’t make the party, my phone is implodding.
my pants are in the process of implodding.
noobish name used in irc channels all over the world. you see the name imploiton you know you got a noob on your hands. 03:10 got many of those magical animals yet?
a person who smokes weed, listens to reggae (usually just the music of bob marley), and claim to be a rasta though they haven’t the slightest clue about the actual religion. these people tend to be caucasion, use the term i and i (the speaker and g-d), and use the word jah (a name for […]
a contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. a statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the -ssertion can only be based on personal experience. an example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. male a: men m-st-rb-t- all the time. there is no way women could possibly m-st-rb-t- […]
“i’m not a lawyer” if you’re not a lawyer then you say, inal. “dude, i can’t help you out. inal.”
- indonesian fried chicken salad
a s-xual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an asian woman between the heights of 4’9” and 5’2” and a african-american male of large p-n-s (12″+, 7” circ-mference). occurs when black male of large p-n-s fails to insert p-n-s into the small asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch […]