the science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an -ssignment or project.
a perfect example of the science of imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. instead of emailing the actual doc-ment, you email a corrupted version of said doc-ment and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. in effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said -ssignment.
- 5.0 coyote
engine in 2011 and up mustang gt. put a 2.3 tvs blower on it and its faster than bill’s zl1. even with a built ls3, ported heads, blower, full exhaust, tune, and 75 shot, bills zl1 couldn’t fend off non liberal’s 2013 5.0 coyote mustang.
when celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring generally a small child between the ages of two and four. often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. they are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments. “look at that funny looking […]
also known as josh streit, a professional halo player who is best known for his lack of care and seriousness. commonly known among teammates for incessant screaming during matches in tournaments, timely betrayals, and pointless banter. regardless, his team is often the victor. buddha: are we letting influx play? influx: you f-cking better let me […]
- instant migrator
someone who often instant migrates. these people seem to think saying something as simple as ‘bye’ or ‘cya’ before they leave your im conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye. person #1: morning, instant migrator person #2: what? person #1: you instant migrated from our convo last night person #2: so? person […]
- internet-induced insomnia
the condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. as you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see ‘just one more link’. it doesn’t always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work. “why were you face […]