inverse self-philia; the feeling of deep affection towards the opposite gender version of yourself.
i think i might have inselphilia!
- ishmael's law
anything on the internet will be made fun of regardless of what it is. “our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status.” “g-d with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer.” “man your taking ishmael’s law too seriously.”
- its ogre
when your about to be raped by shrek because your a non believer of our shrek lord man 1:its ogre dude u dont believe in shrek man 2: no its not sherk isnt real shrek:yee it is doonkey
what members of instagc decided to call themselves. look that dude just got an instant gift card. yeah, he must be an instagc’er.
the most amazing, unique person you will ever meet. irresistible. trustworthy. great personality. funny. beautiful. wifey material. cuff her. she can make you feel like the most important person in the world without doing a thing. she doesn’t realize she’s the definition of perfection, which is was makes her perfect. i can never hate izabel, […]
the state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. you’d be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded. omg if drink that much we’ll definitely get jaded the end result of having a steady flow of negative experiences, disappointment, and unfulfillment fed into a person […]