the most amazing, unique person you will ever meet. irresistible. trustworthy. great personality. funny. beautiful. wifey material. cuff her. she can make you feel like the most important person in the world without doing a thing. she doesn’t realize she’s the definition of perfection, which is was makes her perfect.
i can never hate izabel, i love her presence.
a beautiful baby, girl, women who has eyes that sparkle and a smile that makes you melt. out going att-tude, yet laid back and the life of the party. reliable and trustworthy. a joy to be around, unforgetable. my life.
izabel walks into a room and everyone turns and smiles.
the state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. you’d be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded. omg if drink that much we’ll definitely get jaded the end result of having a steady flow of negative experiences, disappointment, and unfulfillment fed into a person […]
- jet fuel
the farts you get on an airplane due to the changes in atmospheric pressure. i had some serious jet fuel on my flight last night as we made our descent into jfk. luckily, a guy spent a while in the bathroom so everyone thought it was him. beyond gasoline. if someone’s jet fuel towards you, […]
the basic white girl’s acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain jean-luc picard. basic white girl 1: omg! psl? basic white girl 2: like, we just had one like, an hour ago. basic white girl 1: so like, how about a jlp? basic white girl 2: omg, like, totally yum! jlp […]
- john legere
john legere is t-mobile usa’s latest ceo. he is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullsh-t approach. he hates at&t like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on twitter. he even crashed an at&t sponsored party and was kicked out. his “uncarrier” approach […]
(adjective)- to be the most beautiful female in existence, with no compet-tion whatsoever; to have the ability to swoon every man in the vicinity person a: “what are all those guys looking at person b: “it must be a jolin girl. let’s go check it out?” hyper person that makes wierd sounds :3 graaaooogh! that […]