when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly p-ssed.
attempting to watch a “of mice and men” video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial….instap-ssed.
things that make you immediately filled with intense rage make you instap-ssed. or are instap-ssers.
1. abortion is a topic that never fails to make people instap-ssed.
2. thinking about her ex, made edna instap-ssed.
those people obsessed with instagram. they’re always on it and post stupid cr-p that no one cares about. they don’t have a life and should consider getting one. all they seem to post are things like “like for a tbh”, awkward selfies 24/7, weird quotes, videos that dont make sense, and other sh-t. they like […]
when you like each other’s pictures on ig but don’t talk in real life.. instaship your ig crush.. “instaship”
to become instantly pimped or made-over requiring no effort and reaping maximum pimpifications due to certain circ-mstances. a.jane was instapimp slapped. b.arnold recieved word from his grand father that he would be receiving a check for 25,000 dollars cash, rendering him ‘instapimped’.
- Muddy Napkin
an act of revenge: when seeing a person who has p-ssed you off or you otherwise don’t like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. then take the first napkin and wipe your -ss with […]
someone who is either wasted, not paying attention when talked to, generally slow. 1. g-d d-mn you’re muftn right now! 2. muftn!! 3. gg muftn! pay attention! 4. wow you were muftn last night!