involuntary decapitation
involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the p-ssenger’s window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.
when i saw that poor old woman’s wig on the side of the road,i just knew i was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.
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