the (embarr-ssing) inability to perform in iraq.
the intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. but that mission wasn’t accomplished. a clear case of iraqtile dysfunction.
- 50 yarder
someone who appears to be a banging -ss ho from a far (about 50 yards). however when you come closer to them they appear much less like jessica simpson and much more like o.j. simpson. guy a: o sh-t look at that banging -ss ho, i bet she gets it poppin. guy b: nah man […]
when you wrap your ankles above your head and sh-t in a sock while yelling at your son about his sh-tty grades in school mr. dale performed a “bionic-pretzel” and then sh-t a brick when he saw the poor boys’ grades…thus leaving sh-t stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter…kenchen is asian
a code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka s-x with someone under the age of consent. a breakdown of the code is 5= 5 minutes in bed 10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won’t take a judge or jury long to convict your -ss) 15= 15 […]
- bottom selfie
a selfie of your -ss. when kim kardashian posted a post baby bottom selfie, kelly brooks posted a belfie right away.
masturbating on an airplane. ken-will i get arrested for airbating? sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon masturbating on an airplane. kenan- “will i get arrested for airbating?” sam-“nope, airbating isnt illegal it’s just frowned upon”