1. a state of drunkenness so pprofound that one is unable to relate to another how drunk he or she is. 2. a state of tiredness so deep that, once the person falls asleep, they are unable to be roused by any stimulus. may or may not be alcohol-caused or -related.
“d just texted me from the party and i can’t read it. he’s so irbunk!”
“gabrielle was so irbunk last night that she fell asleep in our common room. i had to carry her back to her place and she slept the whole way.”
- 50 wiper
any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required “gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper” “fred’s -ss was red raw after that 50 wiper”
- irc /quitter
a common irc command to leave the channel you are in or have someone remove themselves. this command can be used for many reasons, from not liking the people you are talking to, wanting to p-ss somebody off by leaving mid conversation making them feel unimportant. you can also have fun with the command by […]
- iraqtile dysfunction
the (embarr-ssing) inability to perform in iraq. the intent was to enter, produce a victory, and pull out. but that mission wasn’t accomplished. a clear case of iraqtile dysfunction.
- 50 yarder
someone who appears to be a banging -ss ho from a far (about 50 yards). however when you come closer to them they appear much less like jessica simpson and much more like o.j. simpson. guy a: o sh-t look at that banging -ss ho, i bet she gets it poppin. guy b: nah man […]
when you wrap your ankles above your head and sh-t in a sock while yelling at your son about his sh-tty grades in school mr. dale performed a “bionic-pretzel” and then sh-t a brick when he saw the poor boys’ grades…thus leaving sh-t stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter…kenchen is asian