an idiot who cant spell idiot correctly.
ittiot: go look up the word idiot before someone shoots you.
- i've got an egg on
a way of ending a phone call without causing offence. but actually code for “i’m going now because you are boring the sh-t out of me”. bob: “…and then on 14 i made a great par-save from the heavy rough…” rob: “ok, anyway listen mate i must go – i’ve got an egg on…”
an acronym for “i wouldn’t but mufeng would,” usually means that you would not do anything that mufeng would do. dude 1: “hey would you f-ck a guy in the -ss for a billion dollars?” dude 2: “iwbmw” dude 1: “real talk.”
- i wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole
a phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement. employee: i caught debra and jeff having s-x in the office, what the h-ll are they thinking? boss: err, i wouldn’t touch that with a 20-foot pole.
i want to kick you in the face, mother f-cker! used randomly, usually said to a friend. steve: hey ray ray: eh? steve: (sing) i want to kick you in the face, mother f-ckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr irc: ray has joined #main iwtkyitf,mf!!!
- i am not a plastic bag
pretentious eco shopping bag that’s meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy ‘green’ credentials in a hypocritical, peac-ckish manner. expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered ‘cool’. if all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don’t […]