Ivronics
meaning white talk; opposite of ebonics.
basically language from the 1950’s. see: leave it to beaver for more info.
wow sandy sue, that movie was swell.
jimmy is a bright and keen math student.
matthew, doesn’t she look terrific?
how are you all doing today?
the opposite of ebonics;white speech.it involves speaking with proper english and enunciate while using slang,mainly slang made up by caucasians.it can be easily recognized when a person tries to sound cool but sounds quite white and corny.
white kid: hey bro,what is up?
black kid: um nothin much,man. whats good with you?
white kid: feeling better,had the squirts just yesterday.
black kid: what?
white kid: nevermind dude….hey do you know if anything is popping tonight,home boy?
black kid: haha look man,i know you wanna sound cool n sh-t but the ivronics only makes you sound h-lla corny.
enunciated ebonics. re-translating ebonics and ebonic phrases into longer sentences that pr-nounce “ing” sounds and exclude the use of apostrophes.
whenever he talks jive, it turns into ivronics: what is up, my brothers? do you ‘home-eez’ have enough ‘scrilla’ to get into the club? sh-t, i have been busting my -ss all week, and i do not make enough ‘cheddar’ to buy ‘cabbage.’ i am not down with that. do you understand what i am trying to say?
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