jake wazz waring
a man of few abilities or attributes. he loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. his pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
a woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. he relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bl–dy. dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous “taser fingers” and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a b-tch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. when not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his -n-l cavity.
girl on the blob: i can’t find a tampon, no worries i’ll use jake wazz waring’s m-ssive shlong instead.
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