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if one word could describe this person it would be sweaty. always knows a way to get people to laugh at the most inappropriate of times, in the most abominable ways. smells like curry 57 days of the week, and tops it off with wendy’s every other day. somehow turns the lighthearted word “dingus” into the true meaning it was always meant to have.
wow, that was such a jalaj goal.

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