the people who made the “jeepers creepers” movies.
i cannot believe a movie could be so dumb, and worse yet they had enough money left over to sh-t out a sequel.
- elephant*tis vaginitis
the swelling of a woman’s v-g-n- that is so large her v-g-n- can obviously be seen through her pants. sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the v-g-n-l lips. the easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women […]
- elephant job
using your nose for s-xual pleasure. dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night. d-mn i bet that jewish girl would give a sweet ej.
- life screwed
the point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more. it can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun’s still up. guy1: so when are you gonna go home? guy2: can […]
- light my lecher lamp
visualizing a console inside ones’ head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences. the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a ‘statuesque’ human!! similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning […]
the man. the big dog the captain of the pirate ship. the king of the jungle. a man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom. bill gates was pwnd by sheriff. “last name” origon english, keeper of the woods, keeper of the law as defined by parlement. the definition of […]