jerk buddy, or jerk buddies, consist of two straight (and/or not straight) males masturbating together in one room until the point of -j-c-l-t–n.
justin bieber: “hey austin, want to be my jerk buddy?”
austin mahone: “sure, i’d love to rub one out with you, man.”
the latíno word for a man/woman whom everyone knows is addicted to marihuana or other ‘medical’ herbs. look at that basuquero smoking in our yard again. bring the shotgun, pedro.
- raw burger
a v-g-n- that has been so well f-ck-d that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. resulting from hits of prolonged s-xual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. a reference to a female’s fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging s-xual play. roger […]
- you people
what uncle arthur of tv show bewitched (starring elizabeth montgomery) asked darren’s side of the family. uncle arthur played by paul lynde was a warlock where as darren (d-ck york) and the members of the stephens family were mortal. they easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. samantha’s family members were each centuries […]
when your period just won’t start, and there is no reason for it not to. if you would stop stressing and relax, it will come out. joe, calm the f-ck down, you’re just menstruapated. or don’t waste your money on a pregnancy test, you’re just menstruapated.
(n.) a nightmare scenario on multiple fronts. similar to a cl-sterf-ck, a multimare is the h-llish point at which several unrelated catastrophes occur in the subject’s life simutaneously, combining to fill them with an inescapable sense of impending doom. today i got rejected from my dream job, left my wallet on the bus and came […]