Jiyan
a unique name given to a select few whom have been chosen by the creator of such texts as the brocode and how to catch all 150 pokemon. some common words used to describe jiyan are:
optimus prime
barney stinson
g-d’s go to man
possessors of the name jiyan tend to have the ability to be awesome 99.997% of the time, the other 0.003% of the time they are sleeping thus rendering them incapable of being fully awesome, only awesome.
every friday night it has been rumored that a group of jiyans (more than one-jiyani) meet up and gabber the night away.
it is not uncommon for a jiyan to be in several bromances at any given time.
dude 1: bro did you just see that guy walk out of the party with every chick that was in there and a series of glee cast members?
dude 2: yeah bro he must be a jiyan
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