Jizz Jacketed
when somebody -j-c-l-t-s into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
ewww dude thats f-cking nasty i just got j-zz jacketed
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whenever you hold your j-zz inside of your d-ck by squeezing the head of your d-ck really really hard whenever you are about to c-m. this will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry j-zz built up in the shaft of your p-n-s. i’ve been saving this […]
- Jizzphobic
term used to describe the sufferer of j-zzphobia, the fear of splooge. dave: “did you shoot in her mouth?” harold: “no danger, she’s b-st-rd j-zzphobic!” “go on you dirty b-tch let me squirt on your t-ts….” “no way, you know i’m j-zzphobic” she’s the world record j-zzwalker – she’s j-zzphobic!”
- Jochkin
a dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin. most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. in addition, they commonly present with little peen syndrome. a jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs. […]
- straighthead
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- Jockeyara
diminutive gentleman of welsh/italian ancestry dude 1 – that jockeyara is walking like he’s shat himself. dude 2 – yes, what a peculiar side profile!