Jizzphobic
term used to describe the sufferer of j-zzphobia, the fear of splooge.
dave: “did you shoot in her mouth?”
harold: “no danger, she’s b-st-rd j-zzphobic!”
“go on you dirty b-tch let me squirt on your t-ts….”
“no way, you know i’m j-zzphobic”
she’s the world record j-zzwalker – she’s j-zzphobic!”
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