Jizz Magnet
a chick who is extra-ordinarily f-ckable, a splooge sponge. these sort of chicks attract s-xual attention everywhere they go and they love it!
check out that babe, what a j-zz magnet!
hey man, j-zz magnet alert!
man, i’ll bang that j-zz magnet!
one who attracts j-zz in it’s many forms. also, a name like loser, f-g, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, f-g, queer, or douche.
wow, that pr-ck chad is such a j-zzmagnet.
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