the aftermath of barebacking with crisco.
after having s-x with him, i have j-zzco on my d-ck.
a warm, chewy, gooey vanilla center surrounded by fried lima beans on a bed of warm llama p-ss i love to eat puddyf-ckmallows when i have german guests over
when getting lockjaw from giving so many bl-wj-bs and eating the c-m sarah: ohw youd doingh? jim: what? i can’t understand you at all. danny: she’s got j-zz lock from all that blowbang she did last night. sarah: ugh huhh. 2 more definitions when a woman or man gets so much thick c-m on their […]
- park cock
when i guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick. guy 1: how are jason and sue getting on, anyway? guy 2: sh-t, didn’t you hear? he’s gonna park c-ck the first sat-rday in june! guy 1: d-mn, what a sucker.
a slooter that just wont stop trying to hang out. a chick that just doesn’t understand you don’t text her back because she is an annoying sl-t. a wh-r- trying to become part of the nht revolution. when all men know woman are not invited so that kylie chick is bootlegging the cr-p outta me. […]
- Buzz Killigan
to ruin ones fun, someone who makes a habit of stopping fun at every opportunity. the king of all buzz kills…first heard on family guy. why does he always come along and ruin the fun? because he is f-cking buzz killigan!