Jizzmata
j-zzmata are bodily marks of s-m-n in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of jesus. in some rare cases they are found on the -n-s. the causes of j-zzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. most j-zzmatics are female.
at the age of 20, zoe started to display signs of j-zzmata on her forehead, hands and -n-s. supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
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