to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
for example, if you’re cleaning you’re bathroom, you’d sing something like, “wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!”
example: he kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not f-ck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
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to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.
“oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again”.
“terence has jockrocked his -ss all over this place”.
- Joe Baxi
rhyming slang for a ‘taxi’. used in northern england ‘i’m gunna ring a joe baxi’
- John Jameson
man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of ireland. in the great storm of 1781 john jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. he said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
noun – slang phrase used in the late 18th century to describe a “fat person”. f-ggot: “oh, he’s a bit of a jollux, ha?” john: “wtf, he can’t hear you. just call him fat ffs. tsk” f-ggot: “… calm down, john. take a deeeeep breath” john: “omg, stfu…. jesus” 1 more definition jollux is the […]
- jolly cocking
a s-xual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately christmas. when you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. when he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered d-ck with a candy cane until the soot comes off. you continue to beat the obese man ensnared […]
- Jonathan Thomas
takes girls out racing. a person that only talks about go-karting, 24/7. jonathan thomas is usually a short man, who arrives around 2-3 hours late. he enjoys the image that a girl likes him, and leads her on. “why you in a bad mood?” “im so late! must be on jonathan thomas time”