to screw up in such a complete way that you pay for it for the rest of your life.
when i no longer want to be friends with someone, i will tell them to go joef-ck themselves.
- pretzel day
is on april 26th (aka national pretzel day) joked about on “the office” (season 3 episode 5) and is stanley hudson’s favorite day out of the 365 days of the year “i wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, driving my daughter too a school that’s too expensive, and then i go […]
- Joe grind
joe grind refers to the outside man/horner man. he is never seen by the husband or boyfriend but he knows who they are. joe grind by your house while you working
- big slappy
the perfect -ss of the scout in tf2 i was talking to this girl and d-mn she got that big slappy
a parody artist. one who creates parodies of famous literary or musical works. weird al is a better parodian than bart baker.
- The Rushmore
when you shove your girls face into a memory foam pillow so hard it leaves a impression of her face, like mount rushmore. i shoved her face into my pillow then plowed her from behind. when i got done i had a the rushmore as a keepsake memento!