Johan
1. johan means to act super fly or cool.
oh my god, look at that guy… he’s such a johan!
a johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.
“l0l d00d wtf hez liek a johan ffs!”
look at that guy, looks like the hulk. its a goddam beast.
look at johan, it is a famous beasttank
this name is -ssociated with super awesome people. a johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and palying world of warcraft. they are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. a johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. they also pr-nounce words such as “fluffy” and “bunny” very cutely. people love a johan very very much.
carla : “wow, that johan makes me so happy. i love him. ”
an -sshole,bangs b-tches gets money and doesnt give a f-ck about your feelings, says whats on his mind and if you dont like it “f-ck it”
i cant believe she slept with johan
johan is a form of the name john, meaning grace.
a johan has a boy-like nature and loves playing pranks, playstation and even geeky at times. he loves watching people fall over or when stunts go wrong.
usually known for being big rugby players, johans love to cook and drink beer at the same time, laughing with the lads and talking about sports.
“where’s johan?”
“over there setting fire to himself”
that’stypical johan
another word for a joint
wanna smoke a johan?
feel like doing a johan?
johan is nice
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