johanan


a very sad and depressed person. will have 5 suicide attempts at the age of 16 years old; needs internet to live. has his b-lls cut off because his parents knew he was never going to get a girl. *mic drop*
hey look there’s johanan! i heard he was diagnosed with h-lla g-y!

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