johning

the verb that describes the act of paying for s-xual services
yo, hows the johning scene in cuba?
to complain or b-tch about something insignificant.
mark: it’s so hot in here. i’m sweating so much. i wish it was colder.

bill: shut up mark. quit johning all the time.
“that idiot is johning” comparing someone to a dirty bathroom in the south united states and sh-r- wood parts, usually covered in s-m-n and feces. the bathroom is there for untouchable.
that guy is practically the definition of johning i wouldn’t go near him.
from the verb “to john”. a s-xual act in which a frozen or otherwise solidified poo is inserted into one’s s-xual partner in order to cause pleasure. the specially frozen or solidified fecal matter is often referred to as a “lovebrick” or “mudbar”. the act of inserting one or more “lovebricks” -n-lly is sometimes known as “turtlebashing” or, more commonly, as “logging”. the cold burns and sores created by these acts are oftentimes called “johnrings” or “turtlebites”.
my girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, so we’ve taken up johning.

my girlfriend didn’t seem to like it when i johned her last night.

logging is very popular with american teenagers.

i could tell she was a prolific logger from the turtlebites on her backside.