Jonhead
a lad from liverpool who dresses in the latest outdoor wear, paired with nike airmax 95’s (110’s). can usually be found congregating with other jonheads at either a william hill or adapt outdoors by day, or lurking around town in a snide volvo by night, snarling at everyone and getting f-cked off by every girl whose number they ask for.
“see that jonhead in the volvo get laughed at by that bird then lad.”
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