a p-n-s that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.
james however, had a secret. he was the possessor of a jonty.
a name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. often used as a term of endearment.
“jonty, that is just this side of decadence.”
“why thank you jonty.”
“you have excelled yourself jonty.”
king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
wow look its jonty, lets bow to him
new zealand slang for p-n-s.
look at that little jonty
a northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.
a’m put’n kettle on, jonty?
a jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. can be spotted usually wearing an obey snapback with a supreme t-shirt or some -ssorted primark aztec. has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called pippa (see tags).
outlook festival is back to back jontys.
i’d avoid fwd tonight mate it’s jonty central.
put down that obey snapback you jonty.
an amazingly s-xy man with a m-ssive c-ck amazing in the bed and can give you an -rg-sm with only his tong
1# – lets go find a jonty
2# – why?
1# – cause i’m really h-rny from sucking on your c-nt and i need a d-ck in my p-ssy
skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
“the audience at robot wars was full of jonties.”
- el trozo
a word used amongs mexicans and guatemalans to define the male part….el pedaso, el trozo. edgar le pide el trozo a fernando!! edgar is asking fernando for his piece!!! a edgar le encanta el trozo.
- youre kidding
no way. person one: i just blew nancy’s dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! hahahhahaha person two: you’re kidding…
s-xy boy who looks super good always is the hottest one in the room your bf is such a stedson.
- das boot pirate
(1) one of many h-m-s-xual n-z- sailors. (2) a h-m-s-xual depicted in das boot, a h-m-erotic movie about n-z- u-boat personnel. variation: das fruit pirate. (1) the rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his p–p deck. (2) the u-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed s-m-n.
- the beast with two backs
when a man and a woman are having s-x face-to-face they become the beast with two backs come back to my place baby and we can make the beast with two backs