Josiah

always genuine and real, a true friend. he tends to be somewhat of a clown when in the mood and is a talented wordsmith. he is also very compet-tive and loves the taste of victory. josiahs’ find the right girl and stick with her but don’t mind being a player once in a while… he is most compatible with virgos’ and their personalities tend to click. due to their creativity, many josiahs’ are writers. he is goal oriented and works hard chasing his dreams, a fact much admired by others. despite this, he loves having fun and will risk any embarr-ssment for a good laugh. his jokes tend to be corny but people love him anyways. never has a problem with self-esteem and comes off as confident, masculine and attractive to the people he meets. all in all, josiahs’ are well balanced personalities and a constant source of entertainment to those round them.
“hey, can you introduce me to josiah?”
josiah was king of the jews from 640 bc-609 bc. he became king at the tender age of 8. he brought back the jewish people to their g-d. king josiah was killed after he attacked king necho which was in opposition to the will of g-d.
dude did you see that jew’s horns? no he must have had them removed like king josiah.
s-xy b-tch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the f-cking devil.

the biblical josiah was king of the jews, and he got mad hos.
josiah’s got a monster c-ck, don’t make him d-ck-whip you jew’s in shape.
the person who you wish you are but know you never can be.so now you just going to turn off your computer and change your name to josiah because you know its the right thing to do.
you know its true

josiah
an amazing, funny person. out of all your friends, josiah will most likely display the most leadership. josiah’s are very intelligent, and will have a great career with a great salary in life. josiah’s will always try new things, and are daredevils too. but, a josiah will always settle down and enjoy one of his favorite hobbies, playing with action figures.
caleb – dude, that kid was so funny.

jonah – i know cal, he was such a josiah.

caleb – so true!
a sweet thang. one who needs trash-bags for his p-n-s. is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. his personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. has perverted humor. is an overall hottie with one rule: no pants in bed.
look at him! he must be a josiah
a person who is just awesome. amazing blue eyes, blonde hair, and super tall. he makes a lot of dirty or racist jokes. he holds the heart of a tiny short girl. although he doesn’t like to show it, he has a really big heart. he’s really awesome at video games, and even though he’s not perfect he’s one of the most amazing people in the world and his girlfriend love him with all her heart.

also the name of the king of the jews….
i love my josy! he’s such a josiah.

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