Sorostitute

i am a sorost-tute. i’m better than you and i know it. you can find me on campus in the suv my daddy bought for me, rocking my chanel sungl-sses, north face jacket, nike shox or rainbow sandals. i never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. i date a fratdaddy. i don’t care that he cheats on me with other sorost-tutes because i cheat on him too. i take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. i don’t have a major. i take the easiest core cl-sses i can find and do minimal amounts of work. i know that my degree won’t matter anyway because i’m going to end up a trophy wife. i love greek life and hate gdis. i laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. i go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on wednesdays and thursdays too. i sing loudly with the songs at the bars and i don’t care if people stare; i know its just because they’re jealous. i spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. i call them sl-ts and c-keheads when in reality i know of several girls in my own house that do c-ke and sleep with tons of frat boys. rush is the most important week of my life. i spend a week talking to girls who i would want wearing my letters. i ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. after we choose the group of pledges i haze them physically and emotionally. i yell at them and make them cry, i take them to frat houses and make them do embar-ssing things. after that, i will call them my sisters. looks are all that matters to me. i spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. i have had plastic surgery. i’m always well dressed. i pop my collar and all of my handbags- my louis, my kate spade, my prada- are real. if i look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. i look better than you, i act better than you, i am better than you. i’m a sorost-tute.
i’m in a sorority but i hate sorost-tutes.
a girl in a sorority who has issues with keeping her legs shut.
look at all these fine ladies, too bad half of them are sorost-tute
a member of a sorority, usually from long island or westchester county (or bethesda, or fairfax, or….) who drives a big suv, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears s-x pants (which come off ever thursday, friday, and sat-rday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. shouldn’t really be in college.
i was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorost-tute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to long island.
sl-tty girls that belong to social sororities
“i’m not going to go out with any of those sorost-tutes!”
sorost-tutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. a sorost-tute is a cl-ssless, self-absorbed female with daddy’s plastic. she spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. she usually has hair that’s dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. she can often be found in rainbows, boat shoes, big sungl-sses (channel, but usually a cheap knock off), northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with greek letters on them. the majority of what she owns and wears is pink. she probably also suffers from elle woods syndrome.

she usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. usually it’s details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. on facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. she is usually at college to get her mrs degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn’t know how to keep her thighs closed. when she’s not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

she usually drives a large, expensive suv which her daddy lovingly paid for. the only thing that daddy can’t buy her is cl-ss.
that girl won’t shut up about the chi phi party last night. what a sorost-tute!
a female member of the greek college system (a sorority) who “is friendly” with males, especially fraternity members and pizza deliverers. usually talks very loudly, wears “revealing” clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. sorost-tution is prevalent among college freshmen.
“the sorost-tute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; i doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, jebediah.”
member of a whorority. sorority member of “loose morals”.
a sorost-tute lives in a whorority house.