Kife


steal, rob, take, swipe. see kifed, kifing.
i was going to kife her sungl-sses, but took her wallet instead.
p-ssy. literally
hamza gets ton of kife. v-g-n-
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, f-cking stupid all into one word.
bob- “did you go see that movie last night?”

fred- ” yeah, don’t go watch it… it’s kife!”
complete and utter cr-p
that modular scarfoses is kife
a common mispr-nunciation of the word “kipe.”

‘kipe’ definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

if fading use. primarily regional to the american pacific northwest. from the old english “kip”, menaing “to sn-tch” or “to take hold of”. probably originally from the old norse “kippa”, meaning to “to sn-tch”, “to tug on”, or “to pull on”.
joe: don’t kife my beer. i’ll be right back
jane: i think you meant to say kipe, and i’ll guard it for you.
joe: oh, i’m sorry. thank you, jane.
something that is gross or sh-tty
that chick is really kife, i can’t believe you licked her -sshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

to kife means to steal or jack someone else’s stuff.
my ex kifed all my cd’s when she moved out.

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