a character that is black , but truly white on the inside.
hey look at watermelondria, shes not really black shes a jsunifemi.
- piggy n*gg*r
fat c-nt who is black and has a pig nose also, a person who is fat and ugly “that girls a real piggy n-gg-r” or “that guys a piggy n-gg-r” or “you f-cking piggy n-gg-r”
- lady logging
the art of placing a t-rd on a woman’s breast during a s-xually charged situation my wife just discovered lady logging. i’ve never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
someone who recently gave a rimjob and still has truffle b-tter leftover on their top lip. she has shilips
- you broke it you bought it
when you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it. i got a bill from the store after i accidentally drove through the front door! the letter said you broke it, you bought it.
- canadian submarine
when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. dude, she screamed when i tried the canadian submarine. when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. she was screaming when the canadian submarine was put in.